Dick Punch

Josh and Ian have spent their post-college days (and months and years) blissfully holed up rent-free in their mother's house masturbating and watching Steven Seagal movies. But every Eden must fall. Upon learning that their mother has suddenly moved to Florida, the boys grapple with her terrifying ultimatum: get jobs or get out. In a blind panic, Josh seeks guidance from his man-bible, Tom Brady's autobiography "I Throw the Football: A Book about Me", which leads him to the best idea ever: take the entertainment world by storm. With no practical skills and dangerously short attention spans, what could possibly go wrong? Nothing.