Dice Lords

Somewhere in the multiverse, a dark power has turned its eyes towards our blue and pristine world. The Earth needs heroes. Unfortunately, all we get are the Dice Lords. A spell is cast to find the Earth's greatest warriors and imbue them with power. Unfortunately, there's an error in translation that confuses four gamers for the characters they play in their weekly roleplaying game. Now granted with power and a mission to save the Earth, the Dice Lords... can't be bothered. As the world falls apart around them, the Dice Lords are content to use their powers to settle scores, woo fair maidens, make a quick buck, and kidnap J.J. Abrams (kind of). Will they get their act together in time to save the Earth? It's not looking good.